Бегемот средних широт (bgmt) wrote,
Бегемот средних широт
bgmt

Мне прислали (не как спам - это был чужой спам, и хороший!)


 

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
 

This is due to the fact that
40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole.


It has two dependents, but they're nuts.


Effective January 1, 2006,  penises will be taxed according to size.


The brackets are as follows:


10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!


Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
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